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August 26, 2007

kid's shirts!

Do you want your beautifull brilliant child to be disliked, scorned, mocked, shunned, perhaps even killed because they are sporting the dudliest of duds?

NO! Fucking of course you dont! thats why you should send me 22.50$, your address, and whether your precious miracle wears a size 2, 4, or 6.

also, a size 2 fits a very large cat quite well, but it's a little ghetto for your average cat sized cat.

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Posted by felix at August 26, 2007 10:04 AM

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My child has not yet been conceived. What size should I buy??

Posted by: Malkah at August 30, 2007 06:53 AM

Our cat is plenty fat, but maybe a little more ghetto than the patient and distinguished felines pictured above. Is there a sleeveless model, or should we just plan to deploy scissors after delivery?

Posted by: jon at October 31, 2007 11:56 PM

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